Friday, 21 October 2022

Album Review of Collateral ReWired

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An excellent lockdown Rock and Roll album with several guest artists

 

This review is based on a paid-for pre-order copy from the publisher.

Collateral ReWired is more than it seems to be. On the face of it, it is a remixed version of the band’s eponymous debut Album, which was published in 2020, with a (very good) new bonus track and a guest artist added on on each of tracks 1 to 6 and 8 & 9, there being two guest artists on track 7. Which sounds like “the best that could be done under pandemic lockdown rules when they couldn’t go on tour (as was planned) or meet and work together closely enough to produce a new album of completely original material.” In actual fact it is more than the sum of these parts (and Collateral now has five members rather than being a four-man band) so it is better to see it as something good that we wouldn’t have heard if the pandemic had not intervened.

The proliferation of guest artists means that there’s a LOT of talent on this album and I like it better than the first. Dedicated fans will probably spend time listening to both albums back to back and pondering the differences, but new listeners who like their rock and roll to sound like rock and roll would do best to start here.


Published in the UK, October 2022 by Big Shot Management.




Saturday, 15 October 2022

Crushed Fennel, Screenplay

Based on the author's own short story, "Crushed Fennel" is a romantic comedy about alternative universes, publishers, death and salvation, which also uses light; light pollution and the welcoming light of a simple paraluminescent lantern to highlight the differences between the England spoiled by vain and ignorant politicians, and England as it could be.
The opening few scenes are reproduced below. 
This screenplay is Copyright (c) M.K. Spencer 1998, 2012 & 2022, the short story from which it was created is Copyright (c) M.K. Spencer 1996.

Interested producers and other relevant professionals can e-mail the author for a .pdf of the complete (128pp) MS, but please provide some means of verifying your bona fides. Please don't be offended if Cypriot or Russian domains get no reply.

The screenplay has been redrafted to reflect improved understanding (not just on the part of the author) of the issues involved with light pollution since 1996. This continues to evolve and there is growing awareness of the problem at all levels except those at which national and international policy decisions are taken. See: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-sky-needs-its-silent-spring-moment/


Screenplay sample:
       

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PROLOGUE

1 INT.         POST-OP INTENSIVE CARE WARD                 NIGHT

 

(Typical form is four or six beds in bays and a central

nurse's station, with repeat monitors etc.)

PATIENT 1, a black woman in her thirties, is critically

ill after emergency surgery for breast cancer. She's

semi-conscious and connected to various monitor sensors,

a drip and a metered medication feed. It is obvious

she's had a breast removed.

 

PATIENTS 2 to 4 (or 6) are present, but they'd all be

post-operative and pretty quiescent.

Also in the ward to begin with are NURSE 1, NURSE 2,

STAFF NURSE, and a WARD SISTER (or a male charge nurse.)

NURSE 2 needs to be of credible Nordic appearance. This

can either be blonde and statuesque, or smaller, darker

and elfin. The race of the others is immaterial.

 

WARD SISTER is at the nurse's station, drinking from a

plastic cup and keeping an eye on the monitors. Not at

random: methodically looking through the data for each

patient in turn.

Next to her, NURSE 1 is also drinking and reading a

book, "Boy Without Notes" by ERIC WALLINGTON.

(Dust-jacket illustration: Rt. Hon. Boris Johnson MP,

on a gilded conveyor belt bearing him, in splendour,

from Eton & Windsor to the Palace of Westminster.)

 

She giggles, which earns her a glance from WARD SISTER.

STAFF NURSE and NURSE 2 are each patrolling half of the

beds, just looking to see that everything is connected

and really working, although all the vital information

is repeated at the nurse's station.

 

Satisfied, they drift back to the nurse's station and

try to sneak a look at "Boy Without Notes".

 

    WARD SISTER

You do know that our Chief Executive

has joined the Campaign For Decency in

Literature?

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{1 continued}

 

STAFF NURSE

Swims with the tide, like a jellyfish.

 

STAFF NURSE continues to read over NURSE 1's shoulder,

sniggers.

There's a single electronic beep. WARD SISTER and her

team are instantly alert and scanning the monitors. 

 

STAFF NURSE

The unit's outer fire door!

 

In addition to all the biomedical data presented at the

nurse's station, there's a security board on the wall,

which shows the status of all the doors, windows, etc.

STAFF NURSE heads in that direction, NURSE 2 goes

towards their patients. WARD SISTER stands.

NURSE 1 deftly makes "Boy Without Notes" vanish under

the desk surface of the nurse's station, producing a

Maya Angelou, which she leaves on the surface by her

cup. She stays at the nurse's station and checks ALL the

monitors. (S.O.P.)

 

STAFF NURSE

(unseen, from direction of outer fire door)

Nobody there, must have been the wind!

 

NURSE 2

(returning to nurse's station)

She means a fylgja.

 

WARD SISTER and NURSE 1 look puzzled. STAFF NURSE

returns to shot, accompanied by ANN.

Neither WARD SISTER nor NURSES 1 & 2 see ANN: they

appear to look right through her.

ANN appears to be the same age group as PATIENT 1.

In later scenes, ANN may look any age from nineteen to

forty-odd, as required.

 

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{1 continued}

 

Gracefully attractive, ANN has a trim figure and dark

hair. (A later effect depends on dark or black hair.)

ANN is wearing a knee-length linen skirt and a linen

tunic, the neckline of which drops just low enough to

reveal a cross. This is a cross and not a crucifix.

Saxon or Celtic design; any style that might have been

found in Britain before the Norman Conquest.

ANN's shoes are handstitched leather, sort of Saxon

moccasin type -and she's wearing calf-length

light-coloured socks. She NEVER wears a wristwatch.

She has a leather satchel slung over one shoulder.

 

WARD SISTER

(imperfect pronunciation)

What's a fylgja?

 

Everyone, including ANN, looks curiously at NURSE 2.

 

NURSE 2

A fylgja.

A spirit, which comes ahead of a friend:

to announce their arrival.

 

STAFF NURSE

So we're not due a visit from the Chief

Executive, then. 

 

ANN walks, still unnoticed, over to PATIENT 1.

WARD SISTER resumes her seat and responsibility for the

monitors from NURSE 1, who swaps the books back and

starts to read again. NURSE 2 and STAFF NURSE crowd up

behind her and resume their reading over her shoulder.

ANN gently touches PATIENT 1'S forehead, PATIENT 1 opens

her eyes; for a moment she looks very frightened but ANN

smiles reassuringly and PATIENT 1 smiles back, although

she's obviously in physical distress.

WARD SISTER notices a disturbance in the rhythm of vital

data from PATIENT 1 and looks in that direction.

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{1 continued}

 

SHOT-WARD SISTER'S POINT OF VIEW

PATIENT 1 is stirring a bit, but ANN cannot be seen.

 

WARD SISTER looks again at the monitors.

ANN can be seen again once the shot is no longer through

WARD SISTER's eyes.

 

WARD SISTER

I don't want to jump the gun,

Staff, but take the trolley over

to one, please.

 

This time, NURSE 1 doesn't swap the books, simply laying

"Boy Without Notes" on the desk.

NURSE 2 is quickly by PATIENT 1's side.

STAFF NURSE calmly takes the crash trolley to PATIENT 1.

ANN touches PATIENT 1 one last time and moves away from

the bed, going behind the nurse's station, where NURSE 2

and STAFF NURSE had been standing.

NURSE 2 looks up briefly as ANN leaves, as if she's felt

a presence, but doesn't appear to actually see ANN.

 

WARD SISTER picks up phone and punches a short code.

 

WARD SISTER

This is post-op ICU 1.

Bleep the house officer for me, please,

and advise Mr Michaels that his emergency

mastectomy may be having trouble.

 

NURSE 1

They won't like it if there's nothing wrong.

 

WARD SISTER

They can sue me.

Watch the board?

 

WARD SISTER gets up and joins STAFF NURSE and NURSE 2 by

PATIENT 1's side. STAFF NURSE is already busy, of

course, doing whatever checks an expert might suggest.

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{1 continued}

 

The security board bleeps and shows a light by the

internal door to the rest of the hospital.

HOUSE OFFICER (a junior physician) enters the ward.

He/she is tired. 

 

HOUSE OFFICER

What's up, Sis'?

 

STAFF NURSE has, by this time, got a hard copy of recent

vital data. She hands this to HOUSE OFFICER as WARD

SISTER tries to justify the call out.

 

While WARD SISTER is speaking to HOUSE OFFICER, ANN

takes an interest in "Boy Without Notes", picking it up

and examining the cartoon front of the dust jacket,

before reading the jacket notes.

 

WARD SISTER

I think there's a clot rattling

around in her chest.

 

HOUSE OFFICER looks profoundly sceptical and pissed-off.

The vital data rhythms become seriously perturbed, HOUSE

OFFICER starts to react.

 

PATIENT 1 arrests.

 

HOUSE OFFICER, WARD SISTER, STAFF NURSE and NURSE 2

commence the usual response, without any success and

with increasing desperation.

The security board bleeps again and the indication is

once more for the internal door.

MR MICHAELS (consultant surgeon) enters the ward. Seeing

that HOUSE OFFICER is fully engaged, he goes to the

nurse's station and gets a sit-rep. from NURSE 1.

ANN gets out of MR MICHAELS' way, but he shows no sign

that he's seen her.

MR MICHAELS joins the fray and takes charge, to no

avail.

 

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{1 continued}

 

CLOSE SHOT-ANN'S FACE

She's raising an eyebrow at a risque handwritten flyleaf

dedication (by ERIC WALLINGTON himself!) in NURSE 1's

copy of "Boy Without Notes."

 

PATIENT 1

I think I'm ready to go now.

 

CLOSE SHOT-PATIENT 1'S FACE

She is standing (close to ANN) and fully conscious.

(In patient's surgical gown.) 

 

SHOT-DOCTORS AND NURSES WORKING TO REVIVE PATIENT 1'S

BODY ON THE BED.

 

ANN takes PATIENT 1's arm and guides her out of the

ward.

 

NURSE 1 starts and suddenly looks down at her book.

The Maya Angelou is innocuously displayed on the

desk surface of the nurse's station. 

 

The vital data from PATIENT 1 is completely flatlined.

The security board shows that someone has opened the

outer fire door.

 

CUT TO:

 

TITLE SEQUENCE

Scenes with TS above scene number can be used with

titles and opening credits.

 

TS

2 EXT.     NINETEEN SEVENTIES PETROL STATION           MORNING

 

Summer. A small independent petrol station by

a single-carriageway A-road or B-road, that is,

one NOT meeting the "major trunk road" standard

with wide verges etc.

COMMUTER 1 (in his twenties) is having his small

car topped up with 3 or 4-star leaded petrol. 

 

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{2 continued}

 

There is light (seventies period) passing traffic

and the ATTENDANT starts grooving to whatever

seventies pop-song is playing on the car radio.

(only one song can be heard at this point.)

The radio volume is not excessive. COMMUTER 1 is

relaxed and quite happy to pay for his £5 worth

of petrol with the correct vintage of banknote.

 

As he pulls away, there is some engine/gear noise

but nothing too much. He has no trouble finding

a slot in the traffic and the road is not crowded.

He drives down the road for as long as required

for title/credit, without incident. Everyone else

is driving as considerately as he is.

 

CUT TO:

TS

3 EXT.     NINETIES SERVICE STATION                 MORNING

 

Summer. A larger service station by a

single carriageway major trunk road.

It has a shop, stacks of BBQ Charcoal

bags, potting compost etc.

 

COMMUTER 1 (in his forties) is filling

his relatively-expensive nineties car

with unleaded petrol. The road is busy

and there are several other cars being

filled, two of which are playing loud

and different nineties dance music on

their in-car entertainment systems with

windows down.

 

COMMUTER 1 goes to pay, then gets in his

car and has to queue to get out of the

filling area and again to get out into

the fast and inconsiderate traffic.

He begins to look stressed.

(The greener fuel is negated by an

exponential rise in traffic and in noise

pollution. This process continues...)

 

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TS

4 EXT.        TWENTY-TENS SERVICE STATION                 MORNING

 

Large (and crowded) service station by

a modern dual carriageway.

 

COMMUTER 1 (in his sixties) is filling

his nineties car with unleaded fuel,

whilst all around much bigger and newer

cars are being filled with DERV and one

petrol hybrid is being filled, along

with a few other older petrol cars.

 

All of the bigger "Chelsea tractors" are

playing loud contemporary music, each a

different tune. A cacophony!

 

COMMUTER 1 pays at the pump, gets in his car

and looks stressed before he even tries to

leave the filling area. There is heavy traffic.

 

CUT TO: 

 

TS

5 EXT.     NINETEEN SEVENTIES HOUSING ESTATE         MORNING

           IN THE TWENTY-TWENTIES.

 

Late Autumn. Outside most houses, electric

cars are parked and plugged into chargers.

Three of these E-cars bear bumper stickers

for the Motorway Network Completion Group,

one even has a sticker for the Campaign for

Decency in Literature.

 

One house, with no charger and no car,

has a skip outside and a for-sale sign.

The skip is full of various seventies to

twenty-ten furniture items. On top is a

framed photograph of COMMUTER 1, in his

twenties, happily posing by his new

nineteen-seventies car.

 

COMMUTERS 2 to 10 (or so), ages late twenties

to late thirties emerge from their houses,

unplug their cars, get in and drive away.

A strident cacophony of popular music fades

into the distance.

 

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{5 continued}

 

There are some houses with older petrol

or hybrid cars, but no-one emerges to

drive these to work as they belong to

retired householders of COMMUTER 1's

generation.

 

CUT TO:

 

TS

6 INT.     BEDROOM IN LADY FARMER'S HOUSE             MORNING

 

This is in the "Alter England". 

 

The essential is that the room contains no objects

specifically of our version of the early 21st century.

No PVC window frames and, especially, no light fittings.

(The local alternative features strongly, later.)

 

There's nothing identifiably electrical in sight, but

the room doesn't look old and faded like a set from a

period drama. Just clean and simple, maybe Shakerish.

The only sound from outside is birdsong and (not

overdone) livestock noises. 

 

PATIENT 1 is lying in bed, restfully asleep. She is

wearing a linen nightdress. This conceals, for the

moment, the fact that nothing is missing anymore.

 

The door opens and LADY FARMER (fair, forty-odd) enters,

carrying a wooden breakfast tray.

She's dressed in a similar spirit to ANN, but not a copy

of the style.

 

She sets the tray down and goes to draw the curtains.

PATIENT 1 wakes up, stretches and yawns. 

 

She smiles at LADY FARMER and joins her at the window.

Looking out, they see ANN (fresh clothes in her style),

leading two horses along a lane (packed clay or gravel

surface). ANN sees them and waves, they wave back.

In the view from the window, there are no electricity

pylons, telephone wires, cellphone masts or anything of

our version of the early 21st century to be seen.

Not too corny: a quietly-stated arcadia.

 

CUT TO:

 

 

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TS

7 EXT.     "CHASM" (TWYFORD DOWN MOTORWAY CUTTING)        MORNING

 

Late Autumn. NB; a later scene has a highly symbolic

bridge across this. The bridge isn't visible here.

The motorway is very crowded, but it shouldn't

be totally jammed for this scene. 

 

There's a musical cacophony and even a few engines.

The E-cars from the housing estate are jostling for

position as they proceed towards London.

It is pertinent that this hasn't got them out of

contact with the people they started off with!

 

There should be some smokey exhaust shots here from

older petrol and diesel cars. The "CHASM" is already

beginning to resemble Hell. In later scenes, the

resemblance to Hell gets more and more marked.

 

CUT TO:

 

TS

8 INT.     DRESSING ROOM IN LADY FARMER'S HOUSE          DAY

 

The Alter England's answer to an en-suite bathroom.

Small room, adjoining the bedroom. 

 

There's a washstand, with large inset bowl of hot water,

in front of a large mirror. The mirror's at right angles

to the window. (The artificial light's off duty.)

 

PATIENT 1 enters the dressing room from the bedroom and

removes her nightgown, wraps (unbleached cotton) towel

around her waist. 

 

Standing in front of the mirror on the washstand, she

examines her reflection and laughs with delight to see

she has BOTH breasts. She bends to splash hot water on

her face.

 

With quiet joy, she wets her breasts with a sponge from

the bowl of hot water and then lathers them, (longer,

thinner soap bar than is usual in our world) giving the

miraculously restored breast an incredulous squeeze or

two in the process, before lathering the rest of her

upper body.

 

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TS

9 INT.     SHARED ROOM IN NURSE'S ACCOMMODATION BLOCK         DAY

 

The curtains are closed and the room is lit only by

sunlight filtering through them.

 

NURSE 1 and NURSE 2 are sleeping, in two single beds

on either side of the room.

 

On a table between the two beds there are various

(English and Icelandic) books; nursing manuals etc.

One is open on a section about breast examinations.

Holding it open at that page is a brand-new copy

of "The Vril of Blair" by ERIC WALLINGTON.

The dust-jacket of "The Vril of Blair" is big on

Rosicrucian background symbols, including a

caricature of the late JOHN SMITH MP clutching a

cut-glass whisky tumbler with a black rose growing

out of it. With blue Blairite eyes staring out

from amidst the symbols.

 

Uniforms and underwear are slung in and around

chairs. The room is definitively untidy.

 

The door opens (letting more light in) and ANN

enters. She looks to be the same age as NURSE 1.

She approaches the table between the beds and

removes NURSE 1's personally-inscribed copy of

"Boy Without Notes" from her satchel and places

it with the other books.

 

NURSE 1 stirs, ANN strokes her cheek and NURSE 1

settles back to sleep.

 

ANN smiles and leaves, closing the door behind her.

 

CUT TO:

 

TS

10 EXT.     TWYFORD DOWN                             NIGHT

 

Flying shot over Twyford Down approaching

a miasma of bright flickering light rising

from the CHASM. (Motorway cutting.)

 

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{10 continued}

 

NB: The essential of light pollution is that it rises

from the ground or from beyond the horizon and

illuminates both any low level haze and the sky. Over a

motorway the source is lamp-posts, headlights, red

rear-lights & brake-lights (flashing on/off) and amber

indicators. Lamp-posts can still be orange sodium lights

as well as cold blueish-white LEDS. Headlights can be

bright LEDs and halogens, or even (less bright) tungsten

filaments. Urban areas produce more of the same, with

warmer house-lights, coloured illuminated signs and even

sweeping lasers producing light curtains in the haze.

 

Probably the most damaging aspect of light pollution

for wildlife is the 50 Hz strobe effect from sodium and

mercury vapour lamps and LEDs. We don't see this; small

animals probably do and it will affect them, but the

author cannot think how best to portray this.

 

CUT TO:

 

TS

11 EXT.     NINETEEN SEVENTIES HOUSING ESTATE     NIGHT

            IN THE TWENTY-TWENTIES.

 

Late Autumn. ELDERLY GENTLEMAN and ELDERLY

LADY are making their way to a local shop

on foot.

As they do so, they are repeatedly blinded

by E-cars whose headlights are all in auto

high-beam mode, flicking very bright LED

headlights up and down in response to other

cars and streetlighting. 

 

ELDERLY LADY

(shielding her eyes)

 

That light hurts! It hurts!

 

ELDERLY GENTLEMAN takes her arm, but is

otherwise powerless to help.

An E-car blares its horn at the elderly couple,

the other E-cars all have loud music going.

 

CUT TO:

 


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12 EXT.     COUNTRYSIDE AND LANE TO ERIC'S COTTAGE         MORNING

 

Travelling camera or steadycam sequence, as if through

the eyes of someone riding a bicycle along the lane to

ERIC'S cottage. The lane has a typical "unclassified

road" tarmac and chippings surface. With the other

sounds you'd expect, there is a clicking. (Someone

touch-typing on a word processor in short bursts). The

camera travels under a set of power lines crossing the

lane and passes a big signboard advertising the auction

of a "former farm" as a "rural development opportunity."

The signboard is set at the edge of the meadow next to

ERIC'S cottage. The cottage's front garden is unkempt.

 

On reaching the gate of ERIC'S cottage, the camera

dismounts and dips to show a signed-for letter being

removed from the postbag on the rack by a (married)

female left hand. The camera approaches the front porch

and the right hand rings the bell. The typing stops.

 

CUT TO:

 

13 INT.     HALLWAY OF ERIC'S COTTAGE                 MORNING

 

    VIEWPOINT: FROM KITCHEN DOOR

    A figure is visible through the bullseye glass panes of

the front door. ERIC (a writer in his early forties, but

looking a little older -and a bit vulnerable- at this

stage) emerges from the study and answers the door.

 

POSTLADY (roughly ERIC'S age, attractive) is standing in

the porch. She has the signed-for letter in one hand,

with her signature tablet and stylus in the other.

 

POSTLADY

Good morning, Mr Wallington.

One to sign for, if you'd be so kind.

 

ERIC accepts the letter and signs the signature tablet. 

 

CLOSE SHOT-POSTLADY's FACE

She looks concerned.

 

POSTLADY

Mr Wallington, are you sure you're alright?

 

CLOSE SHOT-ERIC'S FACE

He looks pale; stubbly-chinned; red-eyed and exhausted.

 

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{13 continued} 

 

ERIC

I think so; just tired. Thank you, my dear. 

 

POSTLADY

You need someone to look after you.

 

ERIC

It's a very kind offer, but don't your

husband and children rather depend on you? 

 

POSTLADY beats ERIC playfully around the head with her

signature tablet. 

 

POSTLADY

(sternly, turning to leave)

You know quite well what I mean. 

 

CUT TO:

 

14 EXT.     FRONT PORCH AND DRIVE OF ERIC'S COTTAGE     MORNING

 

POSTLADY puts a flounce into her walk as she goes back

to her bicycle. She checks the remaining mail before

remounting and riding off with a parting wave to ERIC. 

 

CLOSE SHOT-ERIC'S FACE

He smiles and waves back as she goes, then looks down at

the letter in his hand and becomes anxious. He closes

the front door.

 

CUT TO:

 

15 INT.     STUDY IN ERIC'S COTTAGE                     MORNING

 

Cluttered. Shelves with boxfiles and old typing-paper

boxes with manuscripts in; empty & full disk boxes and

old printer-ink cartridges on the top shelves. 

 

A computer (un-PC, eg: PC hardware running QPC2 rather

than Windows,) sits on a wooden desk, situated so that

ERIC can easily glance out of the window while he works.

The computer is running a WP. The study window looks out

onto the kitchen garden (unkempt at this stage) and

orchard.

 

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{15 continued}

 

There's a wood and leather chair in front of the desk. A

battered ex-drawing office "planning desk" is also

crammed into the room and this overflows with notepads

and papers, including an A2 sheet of dust-jacket artwork

for "Bestride the Globe" by ERIC WALLINGTON.

 

(The dust jacket of "Bestride the Globe" has Tony Blair,

garbed like Apollo, his head garlanded with Khat rather

than laurel, left hand holding a copy of "Mein Fahrt"

and his right hand offering a scroll of "Windrush Ltd

Partnership Unaudited Accounts" to beholders. The

sandalled right foot of this noble giant is planted near

Durham Cathedral while his left is on the Mount of

Olives in Jerusalem. On his right shoulder, General

Secretary Xi Jingping is sitting, dangling his feet,

while on Blair's left shoulder sits Jiang Zemin,

whispering in his ear. The upper background is mostly

clouds of glory parting to reveal this wonder, but in

the desert near Jerusalem and Blair's foot, angels are

struggling to seal a woman into a barrel with a heavy

lead disc: only her left arm is clearly visible, bare

except for three or four expensive wrist watches. Above

Blair's head is a halo of thirty half-crowns.)

 

These dust jackets have to convey complex ideas straight

to the audience's subconscious at a glance, because

hammering the points home in dialogue and narrative

would be both tedious and ineffective. Perhaps it'll

alert the audience to the ease with which such ideas can

be fired straight at their subconscious, too!

 

The study also contains a bookcase, around which are

stacked several remaindered copies of "Somersaulting

Towards Brixton to be Born" by ERIC WALLINGTON (an

appropriate John Major caricature on the dust jacket!)

A dozen new ARCs of "The Vril of Blair" are piled on top

of a wooden filing cabinet by the door.

 

The study door is propped open by a well-filled

wastepaper basket. Several crumpled HMRC and "Campaign

for Decency in Literature" letters, which missed, lie

next to it. A "Motorway Network Completion Group"

pamphlet has been ripped in two and lies on top of the

other litter in the wastepaper basket.

 

{cont-}

 


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{15 continued}

 

There are sounds off (from the kitchen) and then ERIC

enters. He has a mug of tea in one hand, a plate with a

slice of toast and marmalade in the other. He's holding

the signed-for letter by one corner between his teeth.

He puts the mug down before using the hand thus freed to

make space for the plate. 

 

Positioning the chair and sitting down, ERIC removes the

letter from his mouth, feels around for a paper-knife.

He opens and unfolds the letter, (putting envelope on

the desk) then takes a sip of tea and a bite of toast

before replacing the toast on the plate and starting to

read the letter. The letter is one sheet of expensive

paper bearing an embossed publisher's letterhead. 

 

CLOSE SHOT-ERIC'S FACE

He turns ashen. As the letter is narrated, ERIC'S

expression turns from shock to confusion, then pain.

 

LETTER

(narration, trace Italian accent.)

 

Dear Eric.

It has been decided not to proceed with any

further print runs of your novel: "The Vril of

Blair". Furthermore, retailers will be asked

to withdraw any unsold copies from their

shelves. Neither can we go any further with

"Bestride The Globe". This decision has been

taken entirely on commercial grounds, and

shouldn't be interpreted as censorship.

The contract you signed with us a few years

ago, committed you to providing us with six

published books. You seem to have misread

this as "first refusal" but, in fact, only

works we are able to publish count towards

your contractual obligations. We published

"The Vril of Blair" -before we were made aware

of its commercial shortcomings- so this counts

as a partial discharge of your contract, as

do your much more commercial works:

"Somersaulting Towards Brixton to be Born"

and "Boy Without Notes".

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LETTER

(narration, trace Italian accent) 

 

Our contract sets no time limit on your

obligation, but isn't binding on your estate

after your death. Doubtless, you will wish to

find an alternative publisher before then. To

free yourself in order to do this, I suggest

you apply yourself to writing material, of a

kind that we can successfully publish.

Our current reading of the market is for

erotica in a horror/fantasy landscape.

Yours Faithfully- 

 

ERIC

-Illiterate toadying sodding bastard!

 

ERIC turns red in the face, appears to be struggling for

breath, then sinks in the chair and, turning pale again,

becomes quite still. He is still clutching the letter. 

 

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16 EXT.     LANE LEADING TO ERIC'S COTTAGE                MIDDAY

 

Travelling camera or steadicam sequence, as if through

the eyes of somebody riding a horse (sidesaddle?) along

the lane to ERIC'S cottage. The lane's surface now

appears to be packed clay or sand & gravel.

There's the sound of cantering hooves on this kind of

surface. It should sound as if there are two horses, one

being ridden, the other being led by a hitch of its

reins to the saddle of the ridden horse. 

 

The signboard and power lines are not seen at this

stage.

As they near the cottage, the horses slow to a walk. 

 

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With the horses a few yards from the gate, the lane

"transforms" back to the tarmac and chippings surface.

As it does so, the sound of the horse's hooves is as if

they were slowing to a halt on that kind of tarmac

surface. On stopping at the gate, the camera dismounts.

Simultaneously with this there's the sound of a car

handbrake being applied, engine ticking over and being

switched off, car door opening, someone alighting and

the door then being clicked shut. (These sounds must be

consistent with a Citroen 2CV, although the car isn't

actually seen in this shot.)

 

The camera proceeds unhurriedly on foot up the drive;

there is the sound of a young woman's footsteps. The

camera pauses by the front porch, then carries on around

the cottage into the kitchen garden. The kitchen garden

is unkempt, as is the cottage's front garden. 

 

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