Based on the author's own short story, "Crushed Fennel" is a romantic comedy about alternative universes, publishers, death and salvation, which also uses light; light pollution and the welcoming light of a simple paraluminescent lantern to highlight the differences between the England spoiled by vain and ignorant politicians, and England as it could be.
The opening few scenes are reproduced below. 
This screenplay is Copyright (c) M.K. Spencer 1998, 2012 & 2022, the short story from which it was created is Copyright (c) M.K. Spencer 1996.
Interested producers and other relevant professionals can e-mail the 
author for a .pdf of the complete (128pp) MS, but please provide some means of verifying your bona fides. Please don't be offended if Cypriot or Russian domains get no reply.
The screenplay has been redrafted to reflect improved understanding (not just on the part of the author) of the issues involved with light pollution since 1996. This continues to evolve and there is growing awareness of the problem at all levels except those at which national and international policy decisions are taken. See: 
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-sky-needs-its-silent-spring-moment/
Screenplay sample:
       
"Crushed
Fennel" Copyright (c) Matthew K Spencer 2022  a
                                    PROLOGUE
         
         1   INT.         POST-OP
INTENSIVE CARE WARD                                   NIGHT
 
         
              (Typical form is
four or six beds in bays and a central
              nurse's station,
with repeat monitors etc.)
         
              PATIENT 1, a black
woman in her thirties, is critically
              ill after emergency
surgery for breast cancer. She's
              semi-conscious and
connected to various monitor sensors,
              a drip and a
metered medication feed. It is obvious
              she's had a breast
removed.
 
         
              PATIENTS 2 to 4 (or
6) are present, but they'd all be
              post-operative and
pretty quiescent. 
         
              Also in the ward to
begin with are NURSE 1, NURSE 2,
              STAFF NURSE, and a
WARD SISTER (or a male charge nurse.)
              
              NURSE 2 needs to be
of credible Nordic appearance. This
              can either be
blonde and statuesque, or smaller, darker
              and elfin. The race
of the others is immaterial.
 
         
              WARD SISTER is at
the nurse's station, drinking from a
              plastic cup and
keeping an eye on the monitors. Not at
              random:
methodically looking through the data for each
              patient in turn. 
         
              Next to her, NURSE
1 is also drinking and reading a
              book, "Boy
Without Notes" by ERIC WALLINGTON.
              (Dust-jacket
illustration: Rt. Hon. Boris Johnson MP, 
              on a gilded
conveyor belt bearing him, in splendour, 
              from Eton &
Windsor to the Palace of Westminster.)
 
              She giggles, which
earns her a glance from WARD SISTER.
         
              STAFF NURSE and
NURSE 2 are each patrolling half of the
              beds, just looking
to see that everything is connected
              and really working,
although all the vital information
              is repeated at the
nurse's station.
 
         
              Satisfied, they
drift back to the nurse's station and
              try to sneak a look
at "Boy Without Notes".
 
         
                                      WARD
SISTER
You do
know that our Chief Executive
                        has
joined the Campaign For Decency in
                        Literature?
         
         {cont-}
    "Crushed
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         {1   continued}
 
         
                                  STAFF
NURSE
                        Swims
with the tide, like a jellyfish.
 
         
              STAFF NURSE
continues to read over NURSE 1's shoulder,
              sniggers.
         
              There's a single
electronic beep. WARD SISTER and her
              team are instantly
alert and scanning the monitors. 
 
         
                                  STAFF
NURSE
                        The
unit's outer fire door!
 
         
              In addition to all
the biomedical data presented at the
              nurse's station,
there's a security board on the wall,
              which shows the
status of all the doors, windows, etc. 
         
              STAFF NURSE heads
in that direction, NURSE 2 goes
              towards their
patients. WARD SISTER stands. 
         
              NURSE 1 deftly
makes "Boy Without Notes" vanish under
              the desk surface of
the nurse's station, producing a
              Maya Angelou, which
she leaves on the surface by her
              cup. She stays at
the nurse's station and checks ALL the
              monitors. (S.O.P.)
 
              
         
                                  STAFF
NURSE
                         (unseen,
from direction of outer fire door)
         
                        Nobody
there, must have been the wind!
 
         
                                    NURSE
2
                         (returning
to nurse's station)
         
                        She means
a fylgja.
 
         
              WARD SISTER and
NURSE 1 look puzzled. STAFF NURSE
              returns to shot,
accompanied by ANN. 
         
              Neither WARD SISTER
nor NURSES 1 & 2 see ANN: they
              appear to look
right through her.
         
              ANN appears to be
the same age group as PATIENT 1. 
              In later scenes,
ANN may look any age from nineteen to
              forty-odd, as
required.
 
         
         {cont-}
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         {1   continued}
 
         
              Gracefully
attractive, ANN has a trim figure and dark
              hair. (A later
effect depends on dark or black hair.)   
              
              ANN is wearing a
knee-length linen skirt and a linen
              tunic, the neckline
of which drops just low enough to
              reveal a cross.
This is a cross and not a crucifix.
              Saxon or Celtic
design; any style that might have been
              found in Britain
before the Norman Conquest.
         
              ANN's shoes are
handstitched leather, sort of Saxon
              moccasin type -and
she's wearing calf-length
              light-coloured
socks. She NEVER wears a wristwatch.
              She has a leather
satchel slung over one shoulder.
 
              
         
                                  WARD
SISTER
                           (imperfect
pronunciation)
         
                        What's a
fylgja?
 
         
              Everyone, including
ANN, looks curiously at NURSE 2.
 
         
                                    NURSE
2
                        A fylgja.
                        A spirit,
which comes ahead of a friend: 
                        to
announce their arrival.
 
         
                                  STAFF
NURSE
                        So we're
not due a visit from the Chief
                        Executive,
then. 
 
         
              ANN walks, still
unnoticed, over to PATIENT 1.
         
              WARD SISTER resumes
her seat and responsibility for the
              monitors from NURSE
1, who swaps the books back and
              starts to read
again. NURSE 2 and STAFF NURSE crowd up
              behind her and
resume their reading over her shoulder.
         
              ANN gently touches
PATIENT 1'S forehead, PATIENT 1 opens
              her eyes; for a
moment she looks very frightened but ANN
              smiles reassuringly
and PATIENT 1 smiles back, although
              she's obviously in
physical distress. 
         
              WARD SISTER notices
a disturbance in the rhythm of vital
              data from PATIENT 1
and looks in that direction.
         
         {cont-}
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         {1   continued}
 
         
              SHOT-WARD SISTER'S
POINT OF VIEW
              PATIENT 1 is
stirring a bit, but ANN cannot be seen.
 
         
              WARD SISTER looks
again at the monitors.
         
              ANN can be seen
again once the shot is no longer through
              WARD SISTER's eyes.
 
         
                                  WARD
SISTER
                        I don't
want to jump the gun,
                        Staff,
but take the trolley over 
                        to one,
please.
 
         
              This time, NURSE 1
doesn't swap the books, simply laying
              "Boy Without
Notes" on the desk.
              
              NURSE 2 is quickly
by PATIENT 1's side.
         
              STAFF NURSE calmly
takes the crash trolley to PATIENT 1.
         
              ANN touches PATIENT
1 one last time and moves away from
              the bed, going
behind the nurse's station, where NURSE 2
              and STAFF NURSE had
been standing.
         
              NURSE 2 looks up
briefly as ANN leaves, as if she's felt
              a presence, but
doesn't appear to actually see ANN.
 
         
              WARD SISTER picks
up phone and punches a short code.
 
         
                                  WARD
SISTER
                        This is
post-op ICU 1.
                        Bleep the
house officer for me, please,
                        and
advise Mr Michaels that his emergency
                        mastectomy
may be having trouble.
 
         
                                    NURSE
1
                        They
won't like it if there's nothing wrong.
 
         
                                  WARD
SISTER
                        They can
sue me.
                        Watch the
board?
 
         
              WARD SISTER gets up
and joins STAFF NURSE and NURSE 2 by
              PATIENT 1's side.
STAFF NURSE is already busy, of
              course, doing
whatever checks an expert might suggest.
         
         {cont-}
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         {1   continued}
 
         
              The security board
bleeps and shows a light by the
              internal door to
the rest of the hospital.
         
              HOUSE OFFICER (a
junior physician) enters the ward.
              He/she is tired. 
 
         
                                 HOUSE
OFFICER
                        What's
up, Sis'?
 
         
              STAFF NURSE has, by
this time, got a hard copy of recent
              vital data. She
hands this to HOUSE OFFICER as WARD
              SISTER tries to
justify the call out.
 
         
              While WARD SISTER
is speaking to HOUSE OFFICER, ANN
              takes an interest
in "Boy Without Notes", picking it up
              and examining the
cartoon front of the dust jacket,
              before reading the
jacket notes.
 
         
                                  WARD
SISTER
                        I think
there's a clot rattling
                        around in
her chest.
 
         
              HOUSE OFFICER looks
profoundly sceptical and pissed-off.
         
              The vital data
rhythms become seriously perturbed, HOUSE
              OFFICER starts to
react.
 
              
              PATIENT 1 arrests.
 
                        
              HOUSE OFFICER, WARD
SISTER, STAFF NURSE and NURSE 2
              commence the usual
response, without any success and
              with increasing
desperation.
         
              The security board
bleeps again and the indication is
              once more for the
internal door.
         
              MR MICHAELS
(consultant surgeon) enters the ward. Seeing
              that HOUSE OFFICER
is fully engaged, he goes to the
              nurse's station and
gets a sit-rep. from NURSE 1. 
         
              ANN gets out of MR
MICHAELS' way, but he shows no sign
              that he's seen her.
         
              MR MICHAELS joins
the fray and takes charge, to no
              avail.
 
         
         {cont-}
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         {1   continued}
 
         
              CLOSE SHOT-ANN'S
FACE
              She's raising an
eyebrow at a risque handwritten flyleaf
              dedication (by ERIC
WALLINGTON himself!) in NURSE 1's
              copy of "Boy
Without Notes."
 
         
                                   PATIENT
1
                        I think
I'm ready to go now.
 
         
              CLOSE SHOT-PATIENT
1'S FACE
              She is standing
(close to ANN) and fully conscious. 
              (In patient's
surgical gown.) 
 
         
              SHOT-DOCTORS AND
NURSES WORKING TO REVIVE PATIENT 1'S
              BODY ON THE BED.
 
         
              ANN takes PATIENT
1's arm and guides her out of the
              ward.
 
         
              NURSE 1 starts and
suddenly looks down at her book.  
              The Maya Angelou is
innocuously displayed on the 
              desk surface of the
nurse's station. 
 
                                        
              The vital data from
PATIENT 1 is completely flatlined.
         
              The security board
shows that someone has opened the
              outer fire door.
 
         
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TO:
 
         
         
                                 TITLE
SEQUENCE
         
              Scenes with TS
above scene number can be used with
              titles and opening
credits.
 
         
         TS 
         2    EXT.     NINETEEN
SEVENTIES PETROL STATION                     MORNING
 
         
              Summer. A small
independent petrol station by
              a
single-carriageway A-road or B-road, that is, 
              one NOT meeting the
"major trunk road" standard
              with wide verges
etc.
              
              COMMUTER 1 (in his
twenties) is having his small
              car topped up with
3 or 4-star leaded petrol. 
 
              
         {cont-}
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         {2   continued}
 
         
              There is light
(seventies period) passing traffic
              and the ATTENDANT
starts grooving to whatever
              seventies pop-song
is playing on the car radio. 
              (only one song can
be heard at this point.)
         
              The radio volume is
not excessive. COMMUTER 1 is
              relaxed and quite
happy to pay for his £5 worth 
              of petrol with the
correct vintage of banknote.
 
              As he pulls away,
there is some engine/gear noise
              but nothing too
much. He has no trouble finding
              a slot in the
traffic and the road is not crowded.
         
              He drives down the
road for as long as required 
              for title/credit,
without incident. Everyone else
              is driving as
considerately as he is.
 
         
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TO:
         
         TS
         3    EXT.     NINETIES
SERVICE STATION                                    MORNING
 
         
              Summer. A larger
service station by a
              single carriageway
major trunk road.
              It has a shop,
stacks of BBQ Charcoal
              bags, potting
compost etc.
 
         
              COMMUTER 1 (in his
forties) is filling 
              his
relatively-expensive nineties car
              with unleaded
petrol. The road is busy
              and there are
several other cars being 
              filled, two of
which are playing loud 
              and different
nineties dance music on 
              their in-car
entertainment systems with 
              windows down.
 
         
              COMMUTER 1 goes to
pay, then gets in his 
              car and has to
queue to get out of the 
              filling area and
again to get out into 
              the fast and
inconsiderate traffic. 
              He begins to look
stressed.
         
              (The greener fuel
is negated by an 
              exponential rise in
traffic and in noise
              pollution. This
process continues...)
 
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TO:
         
         
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         TS
         4    EXT.        TWENTY-TENS
SERVICE STATION                                 MORNING
 
         
              Large (and crowded)
service station by 
              a modern dual
carriageway.
 
         
              COMMUTER 1 (in his
sixties) is filling 
              his nineties car
with unleaded fuel, 
              whilst all around
much bigger and newer 
              cars are being
filled with DERV and one
              petrol hybrid is
being filled, along
              with a few other
older petrol cars.
 
         
              All of the bigger
"Chelsea tractors" are 
              playing loud
contemporary music, each a
              different tune. A
cacophony!
 
         
              COMMUTER 1 pays at
the pump, gets in his car
              and looks stressed
before he even tries to 
              leave the filling
area. There is heavy traffic.
 
         
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TO: 
 
TS
         5    EXT.     NINETEEN
SEVENTIES HOUSING ESTATE                  MORNING 
                              IN THE
TWENTY-TWENTIES.
 
         
              Late Autumn.
Outside most houses, electric  
              cars are parked and
plugged into chargers. 
              Three of these
E-cars bear bumper stickers
              for the Motorway
Network Completion Group, 
              one even has a
sticker for the Campaign for 
              Decency in
Literature.
 
         
              One house, with no
charger and no car, 
              has a skip outside
and a for-sale sign.
              The skip is full of
various seventies to
              twenty-ten
furniture items. On top is a
              framed photograph
of COMMUTER 1, in his
              twenties, happily
posing by his new 
              nineteen-seventies
car.
 
         
              COMMUTERS 2 to 10
(or so), ages late twenties
              to late thirties
emerge from their houses, 
              unplug their cars,
get in and drive away.
              A strident
cacophony of popular music fades 
              into the distance.
 
         
         {cont-}        
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         {5   continued}
 
         
              There are some
houses with older petrol 
              or hybrid cars, but
no-one emerges to 
              drive these to work
as they belong to 
              retired
householders of COMMUTER 1's 
              generation.
 
         
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TO:
 
              
         TS
         6    INT.     BEDROOM IN
LADY FARMER'S HOUSE                          MORNING
 
                                                                     
              This is in the
"Alter England". 
 
              The essential is
that the room contains no objects
              specifically of our
version of the early 21st century.
              No PVC window
frames and, especially, no light fittings.
              (The local
alternative features strongly, later.)
 
              
              There's nothing
identifiably electrical in sight, but
              the room doesn't
look old and faded like a set from a
              period drama. Just
clean and simple, maybe Shakerish.
              
              The only sound from
outside is birdsong and (not
              overdone) livestock
noises. 
 
         
              PATIENT 1 is lying
in bed, restfully asleep. She is
              wearing a linen
nightdress. This conceals, for the
              moment, the fact
that nothing is missing anymore.
 
              
              The door opens and
LADY FARMER (fair, forty-odd) enters,
              carrying a wooden
breakfast tray.
              She's dressed in a
similar spirit to ANN, but not a copy
              of the style.
 
              She sets the tray
down and goes to draw the curtains.
         
              PATIENT 1 wakes up,
stretches and yawns. 
 
              She smiles at LADY
FARMER and joins her at the window.
         
              Looking out, they
see ANN (fresh clothes in her style),
              leading two horses
along a lane (packed clay or gravel
              surface). ANN sees
them and waves, they wave back.
         
              In the view from
the window, there are no electricity
              pylons, telephone
wires, cellphone masts or anything of
              our version of the
early 21st century to be seen.
              Not too corny: a
quietly-stated arcadia.
 
         
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         TS
7    EXT.     "CHASM"
(TWYFORD DOWN MOTORWAY CUTTING)            MORNING
 
         
              Late Autumn. NB; a
later scene has a highly symbolic
              bridge across this.
The bridge isn't visible here. 
         
              The motorway is
very crowded, but it shouldn't 
              be totally jammed
for this scene. 
 
         
              There's a musical
cacophony and even a few engines. 
              The E-cars from the
housing estate are jostling for
              position as they
proceed towards London.
              It is pertinent
that this hasn't got them out of 
              contact with the
people they started off with!
 
         
              There should be
some smokey exhaust shots here from
              older petrol and
diesel cars. The "CHASM" is already
              beginning to
resemble Hell. In later scenes, the
              resemblance to Hell
gets more and more marked.
 
         
                                                               CUT
TO:
 
         
         TS
         8    INT.     DRESSING ROOM
IN LADY FARMER'S HOUSE                    DAY
 
         
              The Alter England's
answer to an en-suite bathroom.     
              Small room,
adjoining the bedroom. 
 
         
              There's a
washstand, with large inset bowl of hot water,
              in front of a large
mirror. The mirror's at right angles
              to the window. (The
artificial light's off duty.)
 
         
              PATIENT 1 enters
the dressing room from the bedroom and
              removes her
nightgown, wraps (unbleached cotton) towel
              around her waist. 
 
              
              Standing in front
of the mirror on the washstand, she
              examines her
reflection and laughs with delight to see
              she has BOTH
breasts. She bends to splash hot water on
              her face.
 
         
              With quiet joy, she
wets her breasts with a sponge from
              the bowl of hot
water and then lathers them, (longer,
              thinner soap bar
than is usual in our world) giving the
              miraculously
restored breast an incredulous squeeze or
              two in the process,
before lathering the rest of her
              upper body.
 
         
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         TS
         9    INT.     SHARED ROOM IN
NURSE'S ACCOMMODATION BLOCK              DAY
 
         
              The curtains are
closed and the room is lit only by
              sunlight filtering
through them.
 
         
              NURSE 1 and NURSE 2
are sleeping, in two single beds 
              on either side of
the room.
 
         
              On a table between
the two beds there are various
              (English and
Icelandic) books; nursing manuals etc. 
              One is open on a
section about breast examinations. 
          
              Holding it open at
that page is a brand-new copy
              of "The Vril
of Blair" by ERIC WALLINGTON. 
         
              The dust-jacket of
"The Vril of Blair" is big on
              Rosicrucian
background symbols, including a 
              caricature of the
late JOHN SMITH MP clutching a
              cut-glass whisky
tumbler with a black rose growing 
              out of it. With
blue Blairite eyes staring out 
              from amidst the
symbols.
 
         
              Uniforms and
underwear are slung in and around 
              chairs. The room is
definitively untidy.
 
         
              The door opens
(letting more light in) and ANN 
              enters. She looks
to be the same age as NURSE 1.
         
              She approaches the
table between the beds and 
              removes NURSE 1's
personally-inscribed copy of 
              "Boy Without
Notes" from her satchel and places 
              it with the other
books.
 
         
              NURSE 1 stirs, ANN
strokes her cheek and NURSE 1 
              settles back to
sleep.
         
               
ANN smiles and
leaves, closing the door behind her.
 
         
                                                               CUT
TO:
 
         
         TS
         10   EXT.     TWYFORD DOWN  
                                                           NIGHT
 
         
              Flying shot over
Twyford Down approaching 
              a miasma of bright
flickering light rising 
              from the CHASM.
(Motorway cutting.)
 
                        
         {cont-}        
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         {10  continued}
 
         
              NB: The essential of
light pollution is that it rises
              from the ground or
from beyond the horizon and
              illuminates both
any low level haze and the sky. Over a
              motorway the source
is lamp-posts, headlights, red
              rear-lights &
brake-lights (flashing on/off) and amber
              indicators.
Lamp-posts can still be orange sodium lights
              as well as cold
blueish-white LEDS. Headlights can be
              bright LEDs and
halogens, or even (less bright) tungsten
              filaments. Urban
areas produce more of the same, with
              warmer
house-lights, coloured illuminated signs and even
              sweeping lasers
producing light curtains in the haze.
 
         
              Probably the most
damaging aspect of light pollution
              for wildlife is the
50 Hz strobe effect from sodium and
              mercury vapour
lamps and LEDs. We don't see this; small
              animals probably do
and it will affect them, but the
              author cannot think
how best to portray this.
 
                                                                     
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         TS
         11   EXT.     NINETEEN
SEVENTIES HOUSING ESTATE                NIGHT 
                               IN THE
TWENTY-TWENTIES.
 
         
              Late Autumn.
ELDERLY GENTLEMAN and ELDERLY 
              LADY are making
their way to a local shop 
              on foot.
         
              As they do so, they
are repeatedly blinded 
              by E-cars whose
headlights are all in auto 
              high-beam mode,
flicking very bright LED 
              headlights up and
down in response to other 
              cars and
streetlighting. 
 
         
                                  ELDERLY
LADY
                              (shielding
her eyes)
 
         
                        That
light hurts! It hurts!
 
         
              ELDERLY GENTLEMAN
takes her arm, but is 
              otherwise powerless
to help.
              An E-car blares its
horn at the elderly couple,
              the other E-cars
all have loud music going.
 
         
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         12   EXT.     COUNTRYSIDE
AND LANE TO ERIC'S COTTAGE              MORNING
 
         
              Travelling camera
or steadycam sequence, as if through
              the eyes of someone
riding a bicycle along the lane to
              ERIC'S cottage. The
lane has a typical "unclassified
              road" tarmac
and chippings surface. With the other
              sounds you'd
expect, there is a clicking. (Someone
              touch-typing on a
word processor in short bursts). The
              camera travels
under a set of power lines crossing the
              lane and passes a
big signboard advertising the auction
              of a "former
farm" as a "rural development opportunity."
              The signboard is
set at the edge of the meadow next to
              ERIC'S cottage. The
cottage's front garden is unkempt.
 
                                                                     
              On reaching the
gate of ERIC'S cottage, the camera
              dismounts and dips
to show a signed-for letter being
              removed from the
postbag on the rack by a (married)
              female left hand.
The camera approaches the front porch
              and the right hand
rings the bell. The typing stops.
 
                                                                     
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TO:
 
         
         13   INT.     HALLWAY OF
ERIC'S COTTAGE                                   MORNING
 
                  VIEWPOINT: FROM
KITCHEN DOOR
              
                  A figure is visible
through the bullseye glass panes of
              the front door.
ERIC (a writer in his early forties, but
              looking a little
older -and a bit vulnerable- at this
              stage) emerges from
the study and answers the door.
 
              POSTLADY (roughly
ERIC'S age, attractive) is standing in
              the porch. She has
the signed-for letter in one hand,
              with her signature
tablet and stylus in the other.
 
         
                                    POSTLADY
                        Good
morning, Mr Wallington.
                        One to
sign for, if you'd be so kind.
 
         
              ERIC accepts the
letter and signs the signature tablet. 
 
         
              CLOSE
SHOT-POSTLADY's FACE
              She looks
concerned.
 
         
                                    POSTLADY
                        Mr
Wallington, are you sure you're alright?
 
         
              CLOSE SHOT-ERIC'S
FACE
              He looks pale;
stubbly-chinned; red-eyed and exhausted.
 
         
         {cont-}
              "Crushed
Fennel" Copyright (c) Matthew K Spencer 2022  n
         {13  continued} 
 
              
                                      ERIC
                        I think
so; just tired. Thank you, my dear. 
 
              
                                    POSTLADY
                        You need
someone to look after you.
 
         
                                      ERIC
                        It's a
very kind offer, but don't your
                        husband
and children rather depend on you? 
 
              
              POSTLADY beats ERIC
playfully around the head with her
              signature tablet. 
 
         
                                    POSTLADY
                           (sternly,
turning to leave)
         
                        You know
quite well what I mean. 
 
         
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         14  EXT.     FRONT PORCH AND
DRIVE OF ERIC'S COTTAGE          MORNING
 
              
              POSTLADY puts a
flounce into her walk as she goes back
              to her bicycle. She
checks the remaining mail before
              remounting and
riding off with a parting wave to ERIC. 
 
              
              CLOSE SHOT-ERIC'S
FACE
              He smiles and waves
back as she goes, then looks down at
              the letter in his
hand and becomes anxious. He closes
              the front door.
 
              
                                                               CUT
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         15   INT.     STUDY IN
ERIC'S COTTAGE                                         MORNING
 
              
              Cluttered. Shelves
with boxfiles and old typing-paper
              boxes with
manuscripts in; empty & full disk boxes and
              old printer-ink
cartridges on the top shelves. 
 
              
              A computer (un-PC,
eg: PC hardware running QPC2 rather
              than Windows,) sits
on a wooden desk, situated so that
              ERIC can easily
glance out of the window while he works.
              The computer is
running a WP. The study window looks out
              onto the kitchen
garden (unkempt at this stage) and
              orchard.
 
         
         {cont-}
              "Crushed
Fennel" Copyright (c) Matthew K Spencer 2022  o
         {15  continued} 
          
               
There's a wood and
leather chair in front of the desk. A
              battered ex-drawing
office "planning desk" is also
              crammed into the
room and this overflows with notepads
              and papers,
including an A2 sheet of dust-jacket artwork
              for "Bestride
the Globe" by ERIC WALLINGTON.
 
          
              (The dust jacket of
"Bestride the Globe" has Tony Blair,
              garbed like Apollo,
his head garlanded with Khat rather
              than laurel, left
hand holding a copy of "Mein Fahrt"
              and his right hand
offering a scroll of "Windrush Ltd
              Partnership
Unaudited Accounts" to beholders. The
              sandalled right
foot of this noble giant is planted near
              Durham Cathedral
while his left is on the Mount of
              Olives in
Jerusalem. On his right shoulder, General
              Secretary Xi
Jingping is sitting, dangling his feet,
              while on Blair's
left shoulder sits Jiang Zemin,
              whispering in his
ear. The upper background is mostly
              clouds of glory
parting to reveal this wonder, but in
              the desert near
Jerusalem and Blair's foot, angels are
              struggling to seal
a woman into a barrel with a heavy
              lead disc: only her
left arm is clearly visible, bare
              except for three or
four expensive wrist watches. Above
              Blair's head is a
halo of thirty half-crowns.)
         
               
These dust jackets
have to convey complex ideas straight
              to the audience's
subconscious at a glance, because
              hammering the
points home in dialogue and narrative
              would be both
tedious and ineffective. Perhaps it'll
              alert the audience
to the ease with which such ideas can
              be fired straight
at their subconscious, too!
 
         
              The study also
contains a bookcase, around which are
              stacked several
remaindered copies of "Somersaulting
              Towards Brixton to
be Born" by ERIC WALLINGTON (an
              appropriate John
Major caricature on the dust jacket!) 
              A dozen new ARCs of
"The Vril of Blair" are piled on top
              of a wooden filing
cabinet by the door.
              
               
The study door is
propped open by a well-filled
              wastepaper basket.
Several crumpled HMRC and "Campaign
              for Decency in
Literature" letters, which missed, lie
              next to it. A
"Motorway Network Completion Group"
              pamphlet has been
ripped in two and lies on top of the
              other litter in the
wastepaper basket.
 
              
         {cont-}
 
              "Crushed
Fennel" Copyright (c) Matthew K Spencer 2022  p
         {15  continued}
 
         
              There are sounds
off (from the kitchen) and then ERIC
              enters. He has a
mug of tea in one hand, a plate with a
              slice of toast and
marmalade in the other. He's holding
              the signed-for
letter by one corner between his teeth.
              He puts the mug
down before using the hand thus freed to
              make space for the
plate. 
 
         
              Positioning the
chair and sitting down, ERIC removes the
              letter from his
mouth, feels around for a paper-knife.
              He opens and
unfolds the letter, (putting envelope on
              the desk) then
takes a sip of tea and a bite of toast
              before replacing
the toast on the plate and starting to
              read the letter.
The letter is one sheet of expensive
              paper bearing an
embossed publisher's letterhead. 
 
         
              CLOSE SHOT-ERIC'S
FACE
              He turns ashen. As
the letter is narrated, ERIC'S
              expression turns
from shock to confusion, then pain.
 
              
         
                                     LETTER
                         (narration,
trace Italian accent.)
 
         
Dear
Eric.
                        It has
been decided not to proceed with any
                        further
print runs of your novel: "The Vril of
                        Blair".
Furthermore, retailers will be asked
                        to
withdraw any unsold copies from their
                        shelves.
Neither can we go any further with
                        "Bestride
The Globe". This decision has been
                        taken
entirely on commercial grounds, and
                        shouldn't
be interpreted as censorship.
          
                        The
contract you signed with us a few years
                        ago,
committed you to providing us with six
                        published
books. You seem to have misread
                        this as
"first refusal" but, in fact, only
                        works we
are able to publish count towards
                        your
contractual obligations. We published
                        "The
Vril of Blair" -before we were made aware
                        of its
commercial shortcomings- so this counts
                        as a
partial discharge of your contract, as
                        do your
much more commercial works:           
                        "Somersaulting
Towards Brixton to be Born" 
                        and "Boy
Without Notes".
         
         {cont-}
              "Crushed
Fennel" Copyright (c) Matthew K Spencer 2022  q
         {15  continued}
 
         
                                     LETTER
                         (narration,
trace Italian accent) 
 
              
                        Our
contract sets no time limit on your
                        obligation,
but isn't binding on your estate  
                        after
your death. Doubtless, you will wish to 
                        find an
alternative publisher before then. To 
                        free
yourself in order to do this, I suggest  
                        you apply
yourself to writing material, of a  
                        kind that
we can successfully publish.        
              
                        Our
current reading of the market is for
                        erotica
in a horror/fantasy landscape. 
                                        
                        Yours
Faithfully- 
 
              
         
                                      ERIC
                        -Illiterate
toadying sodding bastard!
 
         
              ERIC turns red in
the face, appears to be struggling for
              breath, then sinks
in the chair and, turning pale again,
              becomes quite
still. He is still clutching the letter. 
 
         
                                                               CUT
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         16   EXT.     LANE LEADING
TO ERIC'S COTTAGE                              MIDDAY
 
         
              Travelling camera
or steadicam sequence, as if through
              the eyes of
somebody riding a horse (sidesaddle?) along
              the lane to ERIC'S
cottage. The lane's surface now
              appears to be
packed clay or sand & gravel. 
         
              There's the sound
of cantering hooves on this kind of
              surface. It should
sound as if there are two horses, one
              being ridden, the
other being led by a hitch of its
              reins to the saddle
of the ridden horse. 
 
              The signboard and
power lines are not seen at this
              stage.
         
              As they near the
cottage, the horses slow to a walk. 
 
         
         {cont-}
              "Crushed
Fennel" Copyright (c) Matthew K Spencer 2022  r
         {16  continued}
 
         
              With the horses a
few yards from the gate, the lane
              "transforms"
back to the tarmac and chippings surface.
              As it does so, the
sound of the horse's hooves is as if
              they were slowing
to a halt on that kind of tarmac
              surface. On
stopping at the gate, the camera dismounts.
              Simultaneously with
this there's the sound of a car
              handbrake being
applied, engine ticking over and being
              switched off, car
door opening, someone alighting and
              the door then being
clicked shut. (These sounds must be
              consistent with a
Citroen 2CV, although the car isn't
              actually seen in
this shot.)
 
              
              The camera proceeds
unhurriedly on foot up the drive;
              there is the sound
of a young woman's footsteps. The
              camera pauses by
the front porch, then carries on around
              the cottage into
the kitchen garden. The kitchen garden
              is unkempt, as is
the cottage's front garden. 
 
         
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